Webshit Weekly - November 7, 2016

Blockchain Idiots, LLC posts an unattributed blog about blockchain idiocy. Various men in suits are quoted, all claiming that this is something people should take very seriously. An itemized list is presented which explains how blockchain shit can perform every single task you may ever want in all aspects of your life. Hackernews is confident that this has not yet happened because nobody is as smart as Hackernews. Various people promise to sign up for each other's ponzi schemes.