In the Shadow of Certain, Painful Doom: Abyssinia

A very well written Crusader Kings II AAR (After Action Report)

Following my scholarly pursuits I managed to procure a book that shows many amazing animals I had never heard of before, such as a one-horned “unicorn” and a man that turns into a wolf at night called a “lycanthrope.” The one that I shared with my council was the “sciapod,” which was a tribe of one-legged men, purportedly in Ethiopean lands, who had a single large foot that they used to provide shade from the hot African sun. My whole council roared with laughter; the normally serious Bishop Haeran even fell out of his chair. Silly Europeans, everyone knows there is no such creature here—they are further south, across the arid wasteland where it is much more hot.
This is my current marshal, Ogbai Ambassel. He must have dropped it on his own foot. One thing you learn as king is that anytime anyone blames something on the peasants, it’s really them that did it.